The Latest None Petrol/Diesel Engines Have Arrived!

An unknown company has announced a breakthough in a ‘Newly’ powered engine. The engines capacity is said to be capable of 950 BHP (Brake Horse Power) or what will now come to be knowing as 3100 BMP (Brake Mouse Power), the equivalant of 3100 mice driven engine.

The innovators of this latest technology have not released any substantial figures yet but have said the engine will go in to production by the end of this year (2024) and expect to be selling them by March 2025. When asked how this new technology will work, the spokesperson said: “They have taken the Mus M1 from the droppings and chemically enhanced it to create a bio-powered pellet”. Asked how many pellets were needed to power the engine, the spokesperson said “They were unsure at the moment but estimated around 3100”. That’s how they came up with BMP as a derivative alternative to BHP.

Views from the scientific community were mixed. One Biogradable Technician said: “Any form of new energy source that does not pollute the planet any further would be welcome” but added “There are a number of new firms springing up with what they call ‘Technological Improvements’ to save waste and reuse waste, none of it has proved viable yet”. Another Engineering expert sneered at the proposal and dismissed it as “Pure nonsense” and “Bordering on the Ridiculous to think this could be possible, or even worth trying”.

Investors have seen the price of mice and other rodents (Hamsters, Rats, Gerbils) increase in price and the cost of cheese steadily rising.

With one final word from the unknown engine firm, he said: “Mouse farms were already been built to extract as much Mus m 1 as possible from the rodent family”. Fake/Fact News or just downright Cheesey? You decide with your comments.